Thursday, 30 August 2007

SORRY!!..

Sorry guys that i've not updated my blog for so long..
i don't have internet connection in my area.. so it's hard for me to update my blog and exam's around the corner.. study study study... sighhhhhh
i'll inform u guys when i'm back blogging again.. haha..
take care guyzzz..

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Short but funny joke!!!

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus: " Send me a brother"
Santa wrote back: " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"


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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension
is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic
is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: U know the importance of period?
Kid : Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.


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Women: You're a good dad that you're traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
Man : No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...

Hahahaha...... I had a good laugh!!!........ Simple but funny joke!!

Sunday, 22 July 2007

Shouters gathering in my house!!

Had a small gathering in my house during the house warming.. I guided them to tour my house after they had their meal, we start from the ground floor of course and then to my room and also my siblings room and the last stop was the 3rd floor which is my parents room.....

Didn't know why, we sat there, chatted and snapped loads of photos there... (even my sister's friends took pictures in my parents room too).. maybe because it is the highest floor or maybe because the largest room or maybe because it's the nicest room.. haha..

Here are some pics snapped by Alvin:


Was asked to act like the 1st emoticon(the one with exposing the teeth!!.. lol) in the "we love shout out" print out.. looks a like ya.. hehe.... alvin acted the 2nd emoticon and g-devil with his own pose... haha



Was forced by gavin and alvin to do funny funny pose (ugly!!!!)... have few more candid pics, looked very ugly so i never post it..





Here's the solo pic:


Gavin aka G-devil


Hope to have more gatherings with the shouters in future!!..

Thursday, 19 July 2007

Invention By Japanese......

With the technologies we have today, humans are always trying to invent items that will ease their lives..

Here are some "innovative" products invented by the Japanese..

1. The pillow that hugs.
- Useful for women when their husband were not with them.



2. The baby mop.
-Benefits the housewife who are lazy to mop the floor.



3. The milking bottle.
- Useful for guys who breastfeed.



4. Auto blowing machine.
- Useful for people who love hot food but yet lazy to blow their food.



5. Head holder.
- Specially made for people who works too hard and always fall asleep. This
is to prevent the head from hitting people beside them.



6. The butter stick.
- Specially designed for bread lover. It's small in size, portable, clean and easy
to apply on bread.



7. Winnie The Pooh bread toaster.
- ONLY for POOH bear fans!!!...


All the inventions above are OOKAYYY... but not the 3 below......

8. Full protection umbrella.
- Specially designed for people who do not want to get wet at all and not afraid
to be laughed by the public.. haha..
(It looks really ugly for people to carry this piece of invention around the street and it is only useful when it is raining, but not at all when it's under the sun)



9. Stylish shoe protector??
- Do u find this stylish??.. Do our shoes really need this kind of protection??..



10. Toilet roll on the head??..
- This is not really useful.. Who would want to put toilet roll on their
head and walk on the street?.. Bad bad invention....

Anyhow, i found some of this invention nice... haha..
My vote goes to the pillow, mop and the butter stick!!.. haha

If u guys have to vote for few items out of these 10 items, what would they be???

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Interior of my house!!!!

Hi all!!.. As promised.. these are the few pictures of the interior of my house...

It was taken before we've shifted in so there were still many things which were not placed yet... so some cupboards were empty and some minor deco stuff and pictures were not placed yet...

Here's a pic of the living room:


Here's the dining area:




Here are some pictures of my room!!!!!... :
So happy to have a bigger room even i have to share with my bro)

The furnitures are specially made.. I chose the colour myself... hehe..
Actually wanna choose brown colour for the wall and darker brown for the furniture to make it bit "bali style".. haha.. because my sis has chosen that colour for her room so i chose grey instead..

Will snap more photos of my house when i'm back again next week to my hometown including the kitchen and a huge cabinet for my dad to place all his precious liquor... haha

So what do u guys think of the living room, dining area and of course my room??.. hehe

Monday, 16 July 2007

Let's check how smart you are??

Test for Idiocity

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




Ready? GO!!!



First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!


Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one,
OK ?



Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?



Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take
1000 and add
40 to it.. Now add another
1000 . Now add
30.
Add another
1000 . Now add
20. Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?





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Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.



Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?





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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again!




Okay, now the BONUS ROUND:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!



Damn!!.. I got tricked for few questions!!.. lol..

Sunday, 15 July 2007

Have You Smiled Today??

Have you wondered what is the definition for smiling?...

Here you go.....
The definition of smiling is, it is done by moving the corners of the mouth upwards.....
Short and simple yet accurate answer!!.. haha


There are few methods of smiling and let the animals show you how......

Smile 1:
Cute innocent smile... hehe

Smile 2:
Cheeky smile... the dog looks so naughty!!


Smile 3:
Big smile!!... or perhaps this should be called laugher!!...WAhahaha

Smile 4:
SEXY smile........ hehe



Smile 5:
And the Best Smile Award goes to...... the crazy smile!!!!...... lol

Friday, 13 July 2007

My Pet!!!!!...

This is my pet named Gou Gou (Dog Dog in mandarin) lol... It is a male and it's a Pekingese breed.. He is 4 years old this year(quite old already ya for a dog).. i really hope that he can live up to 10 years old... He's a really cute and adorable.. He is the one who will makes my family members laugh when we're down..

Of course he's bit naughty sometimes.. Pee on the bed... haha.. He's a clever dog.. He will pee on whoever's bed who talked rough to him or bitten him.. lol.... luckily i never kena before.. haha..

Sometimes will run out of the house once the door is open... and i have to chase all over my neighborhood to carry him back home... There's one time when he ran out during raining time.. that was the worst as i have to chase him in the rain as well..

Now,let's talk bout what he likes to eat, drink and what he likes to do at home... haha.. he's just like a human.. Of course he likes to eat dog food but other than that, he eats foods that we eat except vege..

But surprisingly, he loves to eat some types of fruits especially durian.. lol.. he'll be running for it if he smells durian.. He loves to eat, papaya, guava and apple as well.. One thing that i don't like is that he knows how to choose the delicious fruit.. what i mean is when the fruit is not fresh for example the apple is not "crunchy", he will not eat the fruit.. Rich dog ya??... LOL...

He loves drinking Pepsi than Coke... haha.. And he'll "Ask for more!!!".. I better stop writing bout him now or else i'll write up to few pages.. haha.. there are still much more to talk bout him actually.... However, I'm happy that he has bring so much happiness to us.. Hope that he's happy living with us as well.. He's just like one of our family members...

Here are some pics of him:


Look fierce ya??.. haha... HE'S NOT!!!!!...






So cute!!!!!!!.. hehehe....

Thursday, 12 July 2007

What pets have been doing when we're not at home??

Sunbathing????





What's that bushy thingy??..




Holding stomach??.. Too full??.. lol



Eeeewww.. Imagine you're using a tootbrush that is bitten by your pets...




It's so comfortable in here!!!... lol




And some of the most relax animalsssss.....





Awwww... So cute!!

And the most relax cat of all time!!... Even myself has never been this relax before........ Watching TV, drinking alcoholic drink anddd sitting with a pose??.. haha

Yay!!!... New house!!!!

Back to my hometown Klang, i've shifted to Bukit Tinggi 2 Klang and will be having house warming/open house this Saturday..
I'll upload the pics of my new house here next week and also the pics of the house warming if possible.. Come visit my blog always ya to check for updates... wakaka...
Anyway, here's a verrryyyy small pic of my house from the outside... sorry for the bad quality and the size... looked so hard for it and could find this only...

Here's the pic:


It's a 2 and a half storey terrace house.. The design looks little like French style ya?..
It has 5 rooms in it... The area inside the house is not really big but the rooms are quite big.. consists of 2 master bedroom... Glad that my dad bought us a nice house..
Anyhow, still no internet connection... Sobs....

Here's a map to my house for my friends who will be coming the open house:



For clearer map log on to http://www.wctland.com.my/


I'll upload the interior of my house next week.... Check out my blogs for updates ya.. hehe..

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

Largest Aeon Shopping Centre in Malaysia!!!!!!

Looks beautiful ya??.. hope it'll looks the same as in the pic when it is completed.. (u know what i mean).. haha... Don't want it to be like The Store(those who lives in Klang should know).. It's a shopping mall in klang town which is quite old and dirty especially the cinema!!..

Come back to the brand new Aeon Shopping Centre located in Bandar Bukit Tinggi 2 Klang.. It is said to be the largest Aeon Shopping Centre in Malaysia. It has 6 floors and a basement.. Out of the 6 floors, only 3 floors are retail outlets while the other 3 are car parks plus another 1 in the basement. The 4 floors of car parks make up to around 5000 parking bays so hopefully lack of parking bays and traffic jam is not a problem here as i have to go through this road to go back home..

The main anchor tenant is obviously Jusco.. haha.. The rest of the area will be food courts, retail outlets for fashion and etc and there'll be a cinema there too... (yahoo!!!!!.... A cinema nearby my house).. Can go for movie anytime..

Emmm... what else to talk bout this shopping centre??... bout the concept of the shopping centre.. it is based on the modern, urban stylish shopping, dining and leisure with a touch of international standards(WOW!!!!!......)....

Hope that this shopping centre will do good!!!... Good shops... No crimes and less traffic jams..

Source: http://www.wctland.com.my/

Hill with loads of Platinums.......

Nah... It should be Platinum Hill.... Platinum Hill condo is the place i'm staying in KL.. I don't know why they named this place Platinum Hill...

Here's a pic of the condo...


There are 3 different units of condo in platinum hill if i'm not mistaken and they're under the same developer called platinum victory.. that is why the condo here is labelled as PV... There are PV3, PV5, PV6 and they're currently constructing PV8.... i have no idea where is PV 1,2,4 and 7......... i'm staying at PV5(the one in the pic)... looks quite nice ya?.. new, clean and safe so far.. lol

Here's a pic of the pool..

It's quite an OK pool.. looks nice but not deep enough.. only 1.2meter... and the water is dirty sometimes.. anyhow at least we can still get to swim.. always swim with my friends and also G-Devil in the evening...

Wah seh..... like promoting the condo only... haha..

Life Mathematics??

CHAPTER 1: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


CHAPTER 2: OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


CHAPTER 3: SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


CHAPTER 4: GENERAL EQUATIONS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


CHAPTER 5: HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.


CHAPTER 6: LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.


CHAPTER 7: PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

H20 NaOH???... CHEMISTRY!!

I'm currently taking a degree course in UTAR Setapak which is the Chemistry course after my one year of studies in Foundation in UTAR PJ. Any idea bout what are we studying??.. DNA??.. lol

Nah... This is only my first year semester one.. There are 6 subjects for this sem and they are :
1. Atomic structure and bondings
- We learn bout the many types of bonds, the structure of an atom and many more in details,
ain't like form 5 where we study everything in general.

2. General Physics.
- Physics??.. Oh no...... Force?.. acceleration??.. pressure??... ya... We learn all of these and I
don't really like it....

3. Computer System and Applications
- Study almost everything bout computer from the hardware to software and how computer
actually works. Actually studied this subject before in Foundation, almost similar to it.

4. Calculus and Algebra
- AWwww!!... Numbersssssssss and formulas.........

5. Bahasa Kebangsaan
- I dropped this subject... haha... We're allowed to drop this subject if we got a credit in Bahasa
Melayu in SPM.. Fortunately i got an A in SPM and i don't have to attend the THREE hours
lecture.. haha

6. Chemistry Lab
- We have labs twice a week doing different experiments and we have to submit the report
in one or two weeks time. It's so hard to finish up a report unless you copy from your
friends. (That's what i do sometimes... lol).. We have to search the net or books for
informations and then we have to edit it and write down what we understand bout the
Xperiment. It takes a really long time to finish up a report.. hmmmmm

Anyhow, it's fun studying here, having lots of friends, fooling around in the labs and etc..... But will be having 3 tests next week.... XD..... and i haven't studied yet... emm... really need to work hard for it!!..

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Wow!!.. Jay chau??