Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Short but funny joke!!!

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus: " Send me a brother"
Santa wrote back: " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"


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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension
is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic
is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: U know the importance of period?
Kid : Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.


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Women: You're a good dad that you're traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
Man : No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...

Hahahaha...... I had a good laugh!!!........ Simple but funny joke!!

Sunday, 22 July 2007

Shouters gathering in my house!!

Had a small gathering in my house during the house warming.. I guided them to tour my house after they had their meal, we start from the ground floor of course and then to my room and also my siblings room and the last stop was the 3rd floor which is my parents room.....

Didn't know why, we sat there, chatted and snapped loads of photos there... (even my sister's friends took pictures in my parents room too).. maybe because it is the highest floor or maybe because the largest room or maybe because it's the nicest room.. haha..

Here are some pics snapped by Alvin:


Was asked to act like the 1st emoticon(the one with exposing the teeth!!.. lol) in the "we love shout out" print out.. looks a like ya.. hehe.... alvin acted the 2nd emoticon and g-devil with his own pose... haha



Was forced by gavin and alvin to do funny funny pose (ugly!!!!)... have few more candid pics, looked very ugly so i never post it..





Here's the solo pic:


Gavin aka G-devil


Hope to have more gatherings with the shouters in future!!..